Old person options:
- Friendship
- Dating
- Networking
- A relationship
But if you're under 30 you get all those PLUS:
- Whatever I can get (for geeks)
- Random play (geeks fantasize about girls who check here)
I gots some news for you kiddos. Based on what I'm seeing in my advanced age group, you need to add those options back in. Just take a walk around the warehouse district any weekend night. There's a whole lotta "whatever I can get" and "random play" going on. In actual real space. With people over 30. Gasp!
Note: It looks like they are actually yanking that option from everyone now. Don't they know that hooking up is like - the second biggest use of use of the Internet? The sadness.
2 comments:
Second biggest? What's the first then?
I was referring to shopping of course. ;)
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